Sorry for the lack of posts (yeah right nobody gives a shit) my laptop’s been broken since… Let’s see, Friday Spring Break… Oh, look at that, my last day of school is the two month mark. Also, I’m chopping up a pig for the next week in Biology, fun stuff. Now excuse me while I go regurgitate all of the pork I’ve ever eaten.
Finally, real action is happening in The Orden I: The Orden. The thing? A man free-falling down a 7000 foot drop. Although, it’s not really all that epic until you read how his body flies all over the place. Also, I’ve been getting ahead of myself. The third chapter isn’t finished, yet today in math I wrote six pages of chapter 4. Not to mention the two pages I wrote last week… Those pages are to be the first two pages of book seven… Fuck.
Michigan sucks, Rochester is ankle deep in snow… That is all.
Major corporations are stupid, they’re terrible at everything they do because of the stupid ways for you to download files off their websites. I was downloading something off of Wizards’ website, simple one minute thing. I opened the downloaded file, to find it was the downloader for the installer. I’m used to this sort of thing, so I waited five minutes to get the actual installer. Once I opened the installer, it downloaded the needed files, then downloaded Microsoft Framework .NET 3.5, which in total took another five minutes. Once that was finished I was able to install my file. Unfortunately, it was built for Windows 2000 only. WINDOWS-FUCKING-2000! The main download link was for an operating that was outdated years before the program was made! I had to find the Vista version, which was tucked away along with the XP version.
The Orden I: The Orden: Chapter 2: Kyle Baker
“‘You do know she has heterochromia.’ Kyle said to the General
‘Wait a minute, it’s a trap?’ The General replied, surprised.
‘Heterochromia has nothing to do with chromosomes, you jackass.’ Kyle snapped.”
THE ORDEN
NOW WITH BIOLOGY JOKES!
Currently in chapter 3: Joseph Fylak
Once the first five chapters are finished, they’ll be posted here to encourage you to buy my book! Below is a list of characters and their descriptions, as well as the chapters.
Chapter 1: Mila Laurie - Complete
Chapter 2: Kyle Baker - Complete
Chapter 3: Joseph Fylak - Work in Progress (7/10 Pages)
Chapter 4: Cara Smith - Coming Soon
Chapter 5: Mila Laurie - Coming Soon
Acolyte Mila Laurie - Mila is around 5′4 with an average (if not slightly chesty) build, she had pitch-black hair that goes down her back. Her skin is naturally tan (She’s Caucasian, but still tan.) she has heterochromia, her left eye is hazel (appears yellow) and her right is brown (appears red). She wears glasses with shades, and is never seen without her checkered beret. She wears jeans and novelty t-shirts religously.
Captain/Mr. Danial Jakob - An old man of around 80. He supports a full head of limp white hair, and a thick beard. He is even thinner than Kyle. He is obsessed with nuclear chemistry, and being a valued teacher for so long, was allowed to put the class into the curriculum.
Apostle Kyle Baker - He’s about 6′3 and incredibly thin (seeing as Mila fits into his clothes) He appears to be of average build while wearing his coat. He has armpit-length blonde hair which he keeps tied into a ponytail (save for his bangs). He does not have any clothing habits.
Director Cecil Lannister - A man taller than Kyle. He wears his hair around shoulder length, and lets it loose, he wears a beret identical to Mila’s. His glasses serve a higher purpose than sight.
Lieutenant Joseph Fylak - Aged 31 years old, Joseph is a stern man, whose hair is near to his BUTTOC, tied into a topknot. He has a bad habit of being wounded in blade-fights, although, the other guy is usually flat out dead.
General Cyrus Heart - That one guy who you really wonder how they got to be of rank. He’s a raging alcoholic (wine), and he smokes (cigarettes). He is a massive man, near Cecil’s height, with biceps the size of a pregnant woman.
Here at ZeekYMan Studios, we’re working on some actual content. We will be writing one quarter of a book! Which will later be published ad four forths of a book on actual paper for your enjoyment, and our profit, so if you want to read something, then be left at a cliffhanger, you can just press that button up there that says “Wayward” and get started with your reading and such.
Well, the Christmas season is dragging on very slowly, and us at ZeekYMan Studios are doing absolutely nothing content wise. Go. Leave. You’re not getting anything until 2009.
Well, after two days and one class period of Influenza, I’m back in the loop of things. Long story short. I found out I am one of the nominees to be Captain at my fencing class. Which greatly surprises me, because almost everybody else has been fencing for a year longer than me. The downside is the guy who I’m up against is a friend, and I have no clue how he would react if people he’s known longer than me decide to have me up on that pedistol.
ZeekYMan is no longer a comic, rather a studio. The crew and I will be working on various things to put here on the website, so keep an eye out for random videos, drawings, and short-stories (In the definition of people who don’t read like I do.) So keep visiting the site and forums for some entertainment!
-David Zeekyman, Founder and Owner.